grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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