so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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