she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I need moral support for this bender
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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