Me too!
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
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