If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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