i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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