this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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