i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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