kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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