Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
