Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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