my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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