the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
My dick has a subreddit
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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