Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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