i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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