mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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