This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
