what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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