but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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