I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
please come you make the beer taste better
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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