I'd wear matching sweaters with you
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
