I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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