come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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