so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize