4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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