During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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