I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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