Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Alive.
So much puke
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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