normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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