Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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