Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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