amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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