WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Help. Why am I so naked?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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