OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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