the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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