This girl is more easily done than said...
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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