what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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