As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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