end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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