the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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