Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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