No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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