So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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