You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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