East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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