You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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