Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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