Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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