i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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