Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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