He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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