sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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