so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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