Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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