I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Enjoy the penises
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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