What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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